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Howdy, wankers. Asian American psycho from the cornfields of Indiana. Just moved to Chicago to further terrorize humans with my pussy jokes and pursue my dream job, stand up comedy, with all the cum left in my tank. I’m 38 but look 25 or at least that’s what the twenty something’s named River say in my DM’s. I’m a mindful maniac with some soft core sensibilities and might as well connect and clown on a more 2022, “have vag, will travel” vibe and see what fun we can conjure up. You’ll never leave me alone until I use this thing anyway. I’ve got 9 tatts and no cats. On a Pacers commercial. Stoner princess. Few years & no booze. Dark humor over everything. Willing to entertain any convo or create something custom for you. I berate a South African incel 30 seconds at a time for money, so hit me with your best shots or support what I’m sharing. If you buy it, I might cum. Stay safe & sane out there. I have mental health hacks & my body for you as well. See y’all around the bend.Description of handerpumprules
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